Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Rumours from the RFCS Northcote

So another expedition in which a local construction worker died in that ominous drifting hulk.

1.)  The internal sewage lines are almost empty, and navigable
2.) There are radioactive mutants with super-powers
3.) There is a doomsday cult on board
4.) There is a lot of escaped livestock milling about
5.) Someone left a lot of valuable jewellery in steerage.

The local construction worker's union notes that while effective at "maimin stuff up 'n stuff" that both chainsaws and dynamite "be durn LOUD" and may draw unwanted attention resulting in workplace injury and death.

R.I.P  Nack

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